Nightclub Jokes / Recent Jokes

A swede was in a nightclub in New York, dancing with a beautiful woman. He whispered into her ear, "I love you." She smiled and whispered back, "I love you too!" There was a little pause, the swede was thinking, then he whispered, "I love you three."

A manager brings a dog into a nightclub to work. The dog is a brilliant piano player. He plays all the standards. He's sitting there, pounding out the tunes, when all of a sudden; a big dog comes in and drags him out.

The nightclub owner asks, "What happened?"

The manager says, "That's his mother. She wants him to be a doctor."

So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -
"Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this place."
Our Hero goes back to his car and rummages around, but there's no necktie to be found.
Finally, in desperation, he takes his jumper cables, wraps them around his neck, ties a nice knot, and lets the ends dangle free.
He goes back to the nightclub, where the bouncer says...
"Well, OK, I guess you can come in. But don't start anything!"

So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -"Sorry, bud, you need a tie for this place."Our Hero goes back to his car and rummages around, but there's no necktie to be found.Finally, in desperation, he takes his jumper cables, wraps them around his neck, ties a nice knot, and lets the ends dangle free.He goes back to the nightclub, where the bouncer says..."Well, OK, I guess you can come in. But don't start anything!"

So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says, "Sorry, bud,
you need a tie for this place." Our Hero goes back to his car and rummages
around, but there's no necktie to be found. Finally, in desperation, he
takes his jumper cables, wraps them around his neck, ties a nice knot, and
lets the ends dangle free. Back to the nightclub, where the bouncer says
"Well, OK, I guess you can come in. But don't start anything."