North Carolina Jokes / Recent Jokes

John Edwards was banned from speaking at the Democratic Convention in light of his extra-marital affair and subsequent lying about it. Bill Clinton spoke in his place.

Reports say that when Carolina Panther Jake Delhomme was told that he was released, he threw a tantrum.....that was intercepted.

Charlotte Church will not pose naked while she is pregnant. Which is perfect because nobody asked.

University of North Carolina experts believe a blast of ultrasound tothe testes can safely stop sperm production for six months. It is veryeffective but costs $10,000 per dose. Researchers are calling itcashtration.