North Korea Jokes / Recent Jokes

"Once again, North Korea has defied the will of the international community and the international community will respond," Bush said. He was then seriously injured when he was crushed by the immense irony of his statement.

In reaction to N. Korea's nuclear test, the UN will ban trade on all luxury items going into the impoverished country.
Kim Jong Il, one of only 6 North Koreans that can afford luxury items anyway, declared "your ban can't hurt me, I'll just keep wearing my grandma's glasses!"

Rocket Engineer John Wickman has just received a $730,000 grant to develop a new type of rocket motor. Shocked by the reporters’ dumbfounded reaction to the term ‘pintle nozzle,’ a frustrated Wickman exclaimed “c’mon, man, it’s not rocket science! Oh wait, yes it is,” then proceeded to describe the directional control it provides.
Married women across the US who are tired of cleaning pee out of hard-to-reach toilet crevices are awaiting a scaled-down residential application.
Secretary of State Rumsfeld has given the project a high priority rating. This new nozzle will give us more accurate missiles, which we need because despite the gigantic glasses, Kim Jong Il is still a very small target.

Kim Jong Il has cancer. He will be succeeded by his oldest son, Kim Jong Healthy.

North Korea test a nuclear bomb.
N.Korean officials said that they named the bomb the "Madeline" to honor the former Secretary of State who successfully brokered the non nuclear proliferation agreement.

Bush Strategy: Hope Hungry Scientists Accidentally Use Up All Fissile Material on Tests

The United States, in an effort to punish North Korea and make sure nuclear testing never happens again, has ammended Ashley Simpson's "West End" contract to appear in "Chicago" to include a year long run in North Korea. North Korean officials said an apology was imminent.