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Q. Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony? A. The one who can carry 2 cups of coffee and nine doughnuts at the same time.

Q. Who is the most popular woman in a nudist colony? A. The one who can eat the last doughnut.

A guy applied to join a nudist club. "Exactly what do you do here?"
>> he asked.
>> "It's quite simple," said the club secretary, "We take off all our
>> clothes and commune with nature."
>> "Cool," said the guy, "... count me in!!!" So he paid his membership
>> fee, took off his gear and strolled off. As he walked along a path, he
>> saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays." A little further along he
>> saw another sign which read the same thing "Beware of Gays." He
>> continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze
>> plaque set
>> in the ground. He bent over to read the plaque and it said,
>> "Sorry,... You've had two warnings!"
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How did you like your stay at the nudist camp?" asked one bachelor of another.
"Well," responded the neophyte, "the first three days were the hardest."

Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A. Slow down and use a lubricant. Q. What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild? A. Money. Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job? A. After five years your job will still suck. Q. How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? A. It's not hard. Q. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? A. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts. Q: Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony? A. She is the one who can eat the last donut! Q: What's the difference between a blimp and 365 blow jobs? A: One is a Goodyear, and the other is a great year! Q: Why do the men in Scotland wear kilts? A: Because the sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony?
The guy who can carry two pitchers of beer and a foot of onion rings!
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who is the most popular girl in a nudist colony?
The girl who can eat the last onion ring.

John is in Amsterdam and visits a nudist colony there.
While wandering around naked he sopts a gorgeous blonde and he immediately gets an erection. The woman notices his erection, comes over and says "Sir, did you call for me?"
John replies: "No!"
She says "Well, it's a rule here that if I give you an erection, it means you called for me."
She then layes him down and starts making love to him.
Later that day John visits the sauna, but as he sits down he farts. A huge big hairy guy get up, drops his towel to show a huge erection and says "Sir, did you call for me?"
John replies, "No!"
The man says, "It's a rule that when you fart, it implies you called for me." The man then knocks John to the floor and has his way with him.
As soon as he's finished John rushes back to his room, grabs all his things and heads for the exit. On his way out he's stopped by the manager he askes "Can I more...

The United States 2000 census taker rang the doorbell and was quite surprised when the door was opened by a nude woman.
"Oh, don't be alarmed, sir," she said. "I'm a nudist."
Although somewhat embarrassed, the man proceeded to ask the routine questions. "How many children do you have?" he asked.
"Eighteen." The lady replied.
"Lady," the census taker gasped, "you're not a nudist - You just don't have time to get dressed!"