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A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

The census taker rang the doorbell and was quite surprised when the door was opened by a nude woman.

"Don't be alarmed," she said, "I'm a nudist."

Although somewhat embarrassed, the man proceeded to ask the routine questions. "How many children do you have?" he asked.

"Eighteen," The lady replied.

"Lady," he gasped, "you're not a nudist--you just don't have time to get dressed!"

A family of three [mom, dad and a 10 year-old girl] went down to Florida to visit a nudist camp.
The girl goes walking around on the beach and comes back to her mother and says, "Mommy, mommy, women down here have bigger breasts than you."

The mom replied, "That's right honey, but the bigger they are the dumber they are.

The girl goes and walks around again. She comes back to her mom and says, "Mommy, mommy, guys down here have bigger penises than dad." The mom replied, "That's right honey, but the bigger they are the dumber they are."

The girl goes on her way and comes running back to her mom again. "Mommy, mommy, Dad is talking to this really dumb blonde and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets.

Sadly I will never be able to join a nudist colony..=[
My mother always told me not to point! =]

A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letter from his mother asking him to send her a current picture. Too embarrassed to let her know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts one in half and sends her the top part.
Later he receives another letter asking him to send a picture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picture in half, but accidentally sends the bottom half. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent the wrong part, but then remembers how bad his grandmother's eyesight is and hopes she won't notice.
A few weeks later he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says, "Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style...it makes your nose look long."

A church deacon learned there was a nudist colony in his parish and decided he should visit the place to let the nudists know they'd be welcomed at the church, properly dressed.
He was advised that he could only enter if he removed his clothing to which he agreed but requested that he be allowed to retain his clerical collar, which request was granted.
After an hour or so, he noticed he was being closely and continuously observed by an attractive nudist. He approached the woman and said.
"If you're wondering about my clerical collar, I'm a deacon in the church." To which the woman replied, "Oh, no, I was looking at your balls, I thought you were a canon!"

Have you heard about the couple who got married in a nudist colony?
They wanted everyone to be sure who the best man was!