OJ Simpson Jokes / Recent Jokes

OJ Simpson will appear in a 2 hour TV special on Fox this month to reveal “how we would have” killed his ex-wife and her friend 12 years ago “if he were the one responsible.” OJ also announced he has a rare condition in which he mistakes sentences in the subjunctive for the indicative.
Oh, snap!

O.J. Simpson has written a new book about the murders of Nicole Brown and Ron Goldman called, "If I Did It."

His next goal is to write sequels entitled, "If Basketball Players Are Tall" and, "If Water is Wet."

When John Mark Karr confessed last week to killing JonBenet Ramsey, John Ramsey issued the following statement: "This day was a long time coming. Patsy and I knew all along that some sicko would one day surface to take credit for killing our daughter, so that the world would never have to know what we've been hiding."

In related news, OJ Simpson has reportedly expressed interest in speaking with John Mark Karr. As has Gary Condit.

OJ Simposn has been found guilty at a court in Las Vegas of armed robbery and kidnapping. In a short statement, OJ said he was sorry---sorry the trial wasn't held in LA.

"I and senior management agree with the American public that this was an ill-considered project. We are sorry for any pain that this has caused the families of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson." - Rupert Murdoch
Translated: "That's the last time I let Judith Regan's face anywhere near my lap."