Obituary Jokes / Recent Jokes

A man rings his local newspaper so he can place an obituary for his recently deceased wife.
He only has

A woman's husband passed away, so she called the Obituary Department of the local newspaper and said, "This is what I want to print: George is dead."
"But for $30 you are allowed to print six words," the man at the newspaper said.
"Oh, in that case," the woman said, "print: George is dead. Honda for sale."