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I personally have never taken seriously a college dropout who wandered
america in search of a job until he became the prophet of the angry right.
But anyway, I was thinking. ( a dangerous activity)
What is the difference between Rush Limbaugh and a TV Wrestler?
Consider:
TV Wrestler Rush
Male As far as we know.
White (usually) As far as we know.
Fat Definitely
Wears tight suits Yep.
Roars to adoring crowds. UnHuh.
Sponsored by obscure Sponsored by chain of
companies. Tall and Fat Stores.
Always on TV. yep.
Usually on Obscure yep.
Stations.
Appeals to bizarre Probably.
audience segment.
Doesn't seem to accom-
plish much but make money. yep.
Engages in low brow stunts. Yep.
Entertains more then informs. yep.
Well, I guess if he wants to the WWF always has room for him.
Maybe he could become a conservative TV Wrestler. "Loud Man."
he would wear a black and white suit and shout at all more...

There was once a very influential farmer in an obscure part of China. He had a problem, for which he sought the counsel of the two wise men in town. So he summons the two wise men, Hing, who is an scientist, and Ming, who is a sorcerer, and requests that they find a cure for his chickens who are losing their feathers and dying. Hing decides to pay a visit to his mentor at the Agricultural Extension of the local Community College, under whom he studied many years ago. The mentor recommends the book "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Diseases of Chickens, But Were Afraid to Ask". So Hing visits the library, borrows the book, and finds inside the report of a study that finds that feeding the chickens with an infusion of gum tree leaves is often a cure for chickens losing their feathers. Meanwhile back at the ranch, Ming reads obscure writings of ancient wise men, he meditates, and he reads tarot cards. He also tries to read the entrails of a fetal pig. Getting no more...