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A man was on a game show. He was on his final question; all he had to do was answer that question right, and he would win 1 million dollars!
The game show host said, "All right, for your final question: 'What are the names of three of Santa's reindeer?'"
The man grinned and said, "Dasher!"
The game show host said, "Correct!"
"Comet!"
"Correct! What is the last name?"
The man yelled, "Olive!"
The game show host was confused and said, "Why Olive?"
The contestent looked at him strangely and said, "Oh, don't you know? 'Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names...'"
Q. If seagulls are called seagulls because they fly over the sea, what are they called when they fly over the bay?
A. bagels
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Q. What did the zen-master say to the New York City hotdog vendor?
A. Make me one with everything.
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Q. What's the name of the ninth reindeer?
A. Olive as in' olive the other reindeer'.
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Q. What did George Washington say to his men before they got into the boat to cross the Potomac River?
A. Men. ... get in the boat...
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Q. Why is a Texas tornado like a Tennessee divorce?
A. Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.