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A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.
Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?"
"There are three colors", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily.
"Gold, of course!", says the man proudly.
The wife says "Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. When he arrives home, he tellshis wife about the purchase he's just made."Olympic condoms?" she blurts, "What makes them so special?""There are three colors," he explains, "gold, silver and bronze.""So what color are you gonna wear tonight?" she asks with a grin."Gold of course," says the proud man.The wife responds, "Why don't you wear silver - it would be niceif you came second for a change!"
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.
Upon getting home he shows his wife the purchase he just made. "Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?" "They're in three colours", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What colour are you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily. "Gold of course", says the man proudly!
The wife responds wryly, "Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!".
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.
Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?"
"There are three colors", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily.
"Gold of course", says the man proudly.
The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver: it would be nice if you came second for a change!".
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Impressed, he purchases a pack.
As soon as he gets home, he excitedly shows his wife what he bought.
"Olympic condoms?" she blurts. "What makes them so special?
"There's three colors, honey," he explains. "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What color are you planning on wearing tonight?" she cheerfully asks.
"Gold, of course," he proudly replies.
"Why don't you wear Silver, dear," she responds wryly. "It would be nice if you came second for a change!"
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.
Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.
Upon getting home he shows his wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?"
"They're in three colours", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What colour are you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily.
"Gold of course", says the man proudly!
The wife responds wryly, "Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!".
10. Doves released during opening ceremonies are promptly shot by the crowd and sold as concession snacks.
9. In an amazing coincidence, every proposed Olympic venue turns out to be owned by the Governor.
8. The big event is the 100m Sisterchase.
7. Instead of shooting at boring targets, archers take aim at muskrats and ATF agents.
6. Urine drug test transformed into "Distance Pissin Competition."
5. Olympic Village replaced with Olympic Trailer Park.
4. Awards of gold, silver and bronze medals replaced by award of gold, silver, and bronze teeth.
3. Opening Ceremony is a Skynyrd tape and a trunk full of bottle rockets.
2. Hometown favorites falter in gymnastics competitions due to all them extra toes.
1. Two words: Billy Bobsledding.