Onboard Jokes

On preparing to return home from an out of town trip, this man got a small puppy as a present for his son.Not having time to get the paper work to take the puppyonboard, the man just hid the pup down the front of hispants and snunk him onboard the airplane.. About 30minutes into the trip a stew noticed the man shakingand quivering. 'Are you OK, sir?' asked the stew? 'Yes, I'm fine.' said the man. Sometime later the stew noticed the man moaning, and shaking again.. 'Are you sure you're alright sir?' 'Yes.' said the man, 'but I have a confession to make. I didn't have time to get the paperwork to bring a puppy onboard, so I hid him down the front of my pants.' 'Whats wrong?' asked the stew, 'Is he not house broken?' 'No, that's not the problem. The problem is he's not weaned yet!'

This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher old country but she was broke.One day she wandered down to the docks and spotted a workergetting ready to load supplies onto a boat. "Please I need to get back to England" she pleaded."If you sneak me onboard tonight I'll give you favors all the wayacross the ocean."Well needless to say later that night he put her in a duffel bagand carried her onboard. Down in the hold where she washidden he said, "When I bring you some food, twice a day, I'll collect." And being true to her word she agreed.This went on for about a week when by accident the captainfound her."Please don't get angry," she started to say and explained thestory to the captain who busted up laughing."Why are you laughing?" she demanded.He said, "Because you're on the Statten Island Ferry."

On preparing to return home from an out of town trip, this man got a small puppy as a present for his son. Not having time to get the paper work to take the puppyonboard, the man just hid the pup down the front of hispants and snunk him onboard the airplane.. About 30minutes into the trip a stew noticed the man shakingand quivering.' Are you OK, sir?' asked the stew?' Yes, I'm fine.' said the man. Sometime later the stew noticed the man moaning, and shaking again..' Are you sure you're alright sir?'' Yes.' said the man,' but I have a confession to make. I didn't have time to get the paperwork to bring a puppy onboard, so I hid him down the front of my pants.'' Whats wrong?' asked the stew,' Is he not house broken?'' No, that's not the problem. The problem is he's not weaned yet!'

This lady who was living in New York City had to get back toher old country but she was broke. One day she wandered down to the docks and spotted a workergetting ready to load supplies onto a boat. "Please I need to get back to England" she pleaded." If you sneak me onboard tonight I'll give you favors all the wayacross the ocean." Well needless to say later that night he put her in a duffel bagand carried her onboard. Down in the hold where she washidden he said, "When I bring you some food, twice a day, I'll collect." And being true to her word she agreed. This went on for about a week when by accident the captainfound her." Please don't get angry," she started to say and explained thestory to the captain who busted up laughing." Why are you laughing?" she demanded. He said, "Because you're on the Statten Island Ferry."