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A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.
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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?
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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
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Q: What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!
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Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...
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Confucius Says: It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
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