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We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

Sometimes I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep.

No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her shit.

A man had his VISA stolen but he decided not to report it as the thief was spending less than his wife did!

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...
so I said "Implants?"