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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...

My wife says I never listen... or something like that...

I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that.

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again

Two dyslexic bank robbers run into a bank shouting: "air in the hands mother stickers, this is a f*** up!"

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.