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Bosses are like legs... When they get to the top, they become asses.
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Procrastination is like masturbation...
Sure it feels good at first, but then you realize you're only screwing yourself.
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A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, "Haven't I seen you somewhere before?"
"Yes," she replied in a loud voice, "I'm the receptionist at the V.D. clinic
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My wife says I'm too nosey... at least, that's what she wrote in her diary.
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Q: Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
A: Because it scares the hell out of the dog.
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Don't worry about the world ending today... It's already tomorrow in Australia.
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