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If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is their eyes, and women say the first thing they notice about men s they're a bunch of liars.

Short skirts have a tendency to make men polite. Have you ever seen a man get on a bus ahead of one?