Oprah Winfrey Jokes / Recent Jokes
Oprah’s latest book club pick is Ken Follet’s 973-page “Pillars of the Earth.” Her praise for the novel, however, took a hit when Dr. Phil called Follet a lazy sack of crap for not writing 27 more pages.
I don't know if you saw Oprah a few days ago, but the winners of the "Young People Write an Essay About the Holocaust Contest" were announced. Fifty young people from around the country were selected to appear on Oprah's show and read portions of their essays, then watch Oprah cry with a real-life Holocaust survivor. Why do I think the contest was rigged? It's because my essay was not chosen, even though I am a young person and, like Oprah, I totally believe in angels.
Luckily, I have a forum for my essay (Which my angels helped me write, by the way.) on Daily Comedy. Here it is. I think that after reading it you will agree that my holocaust essay's not being chosen is the biggest travesty in history since the holocaust.
Oprah is Better Than Hitler
An Essay by Kurt Metzger and Angels
Hi, my name is Kurt and I hate the holocaust. It was totally not cool. If I ever had the chance to meet Hitler, I would tell him that he is a jerk and his mustache did more...
A man is facing a sentence of one-and-a-half months after admitting he stole 93 pounds of women's undergarments. The man stole two pairs of panties and a bra from Oprah's house.
Oprah Winfrey has been dubbed a “traitor” by some of her female fans for supporting Barack Obama instead of Hillary Clinton.
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In the original post, a reader called austaz68 said..."For the first time in history we actually have a shot at putting a woman in the White House and Oprah backs the black MAN. She’s choosing her race over her gender.”
White women thought Oprah was their "sister", but they found out she's a "sistah" first.
Oprah recently attended a celebrity-studded Obama rally that included pop music legend Stevie Wonder.
OK--why is even Stevie Wonder supporting Obama? I mean, if anyone should be color blind, it's Stevie Wonder.
The star, who is worth an estimated $2.5 Billion now has a street value of $8.6 Billion.
Ice Cube is the latest rap star to complain that Oprah won't book him on her show. "Oprah's got a problem with hip hop," said a baffled Ice Cube, while working on a new CD. "Now if you'll excuse me, I gotta figure out what rhymes with'pussy-rape.'"