Oya Jokes

Once upon a time, there were two kids who played together on their leisure times. (a boy & a girl)
They were just 3 years of age.
One day, the boy came to play with his little female friend. He was surprised!!!!! His little friend was naked. He has never seen a female body. So he wondered and asked "oya mokakda?", pointing to her secret part of the body. She said " eka thamay mama choo karana eka". He was delited and played with his mate.
On the next day, he went to play with her again. But the special thing was there were no clothes on his body. The fun time started. This time the girl was surprised and asked him, pointing to his "malli" "oya mokakda ane". He said " meka thamay mama choo karana eka".
Then she simply asked "what are those two little balls? " He laughed and said " ewa thiyenne ittyle ekata" ( He could't even pronounce the word "STYLE" proparly)

In Sri Lanka we have this MP from Hali Ela, (presently minister of Justice and Buddha Sasana) W J M Lokubandara, who Sinhalised his initials to match whatever names he has, so now he is Wee Ja Moo Lokubandara. He had this programme in schools also to doctor initials.

WeeJayMoo once had gone to a school armed with overhead projector OHP) etc, dislodged lady teacher and asked students thier names. Here is a conversation that he had,

Wee Jee Moo: " oyage nama kiyanna".
Kid: "Mama L. B. Ratnayake".

Wee Jee Moo: "putha L. B. kiyanne mokak-da".
Kid: "Loku Banda".

Wee Jee Moo: "Meeta passay oya L. B. Ratnayake nemey, oya LoBa Ratnayake".

He asked another student
Wee Ja Moo: Putha kiyanna oyage sam-poorna nama
Kid: mage name PUlasthi Kankanamge Kapila Lucas Fernando
Wee Ja Moo: putha, ada indala oyage nama. Pu Ka KaLu Fernando
Another Kid: Sir mage nama K. N more...