Mage Jokes

Four guys walking pass a house belongs a girl named Sakunthala.
For kicks they agreed to make a kaviya for Sakunthala but agreed that the next guy should start the kaviya with the last word of the previous verse. So here is how they composed it.
WIKUM WILAWE SITINA MAGE SAKUNTHALA
SAKUMTHALA DAKA MAGE SITHA UDHAM WELA
UDHAM WELA SITIYATH MAMA NIKAM BALAA
NIKAM BALAA SITIYATH MATA KELIN WELA

Four guys were going for a walk and they happened to be passing the house of Sakuntala. Sakuntala's house name was Vikum Villa. For fun one said let's make a kaviya and each one composed one sentence using the last word from the earlier sentence. So it went on like this.
First Guy:
Vikum Vilawe sitina mage Sakuntala
Second Guy:
Sakuntala Daka mage sitha Udam wela
Third Guy:
Udam Wela Sitiyath mama Nikam Bala
Fourth Guy:
Nikam Bala Sitiyath Mata Kelin Wela

In Sri Lanka we have this MP from Hali Ela, (presently minister of Justice and Buddha Sasana) W J M Lokubandara, who Sinhalised his initials to match whatever names he has, so now he is Wee Ja Moo Lokubandara. He had this programme in schools also to doctor initials.

WeeJayMoo once had gone to a school armed with overhead projector OHP) etc, dislodged lady teacher and asked students thier names. Here is a conversation that he had,

Wee Jee Moo: " oyage nama kiyanna".
Kid: "Mama L. B. Ratnayake".

Wee Jee Moo: "putha L. B. kiyanne mokak-da".
Kid: "Loku Banda".

Wee Jee Moo: "Meeta passay oya L. B. Ratnayake nemey, oya LoBa Ratnayake".

He asked another student
Wee Ja Moo: Putha kiyanna oyage sam-poorna nama
Kid: mage name PUlasthi Kankanamge Kapila Lucas Fernando
Wee Ja Moo: putha, ada indala oyage nama. Pu Ka KaLu Fernando
Another Kid: Sir mage nama K. N more...