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Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their
Church. At dinner that night, they got into an argument as to who
had the most important role.
Finally the 14 year old said to her 8 year old younger sister,
"Well, you just ask Mom. She'll tell you it's much harder to be a
virgin than it is to be an angel!"

Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A: No one wanted to stand up and say...Idaho...

The Miss Universe pageant is fixed. All the winners are from Earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was late for the pageant!

Two daughters had been given parts in the Christmas pageant at their church. At dinner that night, they got into an argument as to who had the most important role.
Finally the 14-year-old said to her eight-year-old younger sister,
'Well, you ask Mum. She'll tell you it's harder to be a virgin than it is to be an angel.

Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their church. At dinner that night, they got into an argument as to who had the most important role.

Finally the 10 year old said to her younger sister,

"Well you just ask Mom. She'll tell you it's much harder to be a virgin than it is to be an angel."