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Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes a well.
Luv falls into the well. Why?
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Because Luv is blind!!!!!
Now Kush also jumps inside. Why?
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OK lot's of head scratching done.
Answer is... Luv ke liye saala kuch bhi karega!!!!

Once a clerk in a office applied for 2 weeks leave because of his brother's marriage. The Officer called him in his office and the following conversation was held:
Officer: How many days are there in a year?
Clerk: 365 days, Sir.
Officer: How many hours do you work every day?
Clerk: 8 hours.
Officer: i. e., you work for 122 days in a year.
Clerk: Yes Sir.
Officer: How many additional holidays you get in a year?
Clerk: 30 days.
Officer: i. e., you work for 92 days in a year.
Clerk: Yes Sir.
Officer: There are 52 sundays in a year i. e., you work for 40 days in a year
Clerk: Yes Sir.
Officer: You get 52 saturdays as half days i. e., 26 more holidays.
Clerk: Yes Sir.
Officer: You are working for 14 days in a year and now you want 14 days as leave
So this show that you don't want to work for even for a single day.

Whats difference between a man jumping from 1st floor and a man jumping from10th floor?............

Former goes Dhaap AAAAAaaaaaaaaa.
Later goes AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Dhaap.

Teacher: Make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times

Sardar: Lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara.

Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.

Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.

Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.

What is the similarity between a sardar & a donkey? Both moves towards the road transport as they grown up.

Once Jusone and Justwo where on there way to the jungle and suddenly a tigers jumps infront of them, the tiger smell's Jusone and does not eat him but he eats Justwo with pleasure....
Now tell me why???
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because.............................
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No one can eat justone.