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What will u call a person who is leaving India??
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Socho...............
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Hindustan Lever (Leaver).
Q. The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie' heart is umbrella'.
Which movie did he really want to see?
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Dil Chhata Hai!
Teacher: Is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan....
Q- Prasad ask's Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
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? why? ?: -)
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Tendulkar is an opener
Sardar declares:
I will never marry in my life&.. .
I'll give same advice to my children also.