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Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose?
A. Several. Ten little piggies, two calves, many hares, one ass and a beaver!

Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
Now, think about it...
Ready???
ARE YOU SURE???

Q: How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose?
A: 10 little piggies, 2 calves, 1 ass, 1 beaver, and an unknown number of hares.
You see it all comes down to how you look at things.

Q: How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose?
A: Her ankles swell up when she farts.

Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several. Ten little piggies, two calves, many hares, one ass and a beaver!