Parachute Jokes / Recent Jokes
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A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.
Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. “There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us, ” he announced. “Since I’m the pilot, I get one! ” After saying this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
“I’m the world’s greatest athlete, ” proclaimed Michael Jordon. “This world needs great athletes, so I must live. ” Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane.
“I’m the smarest man in the world, ” bragged Bill Gates. “The world needs smart men, so I must also live! ” Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
At this point, the Pope began to speak. “I have lived a long life compared to you, and you may take the more...
A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were all in a plane together traveling through stormy conditions.
Suddenly, the pilot came running back to the passengers and announced that lightning had hit the plane, and they were going to crash in a matter of minutes. "There are only enough parachutes for four of the five of us," he announced. "Since I`m the pilot, I get one!" After saying this, the pilot grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
"I`m the world`s greatest athlete," proclaimed Michael Jordon. "This world needs great athletes, so I must live." Michael Jordon then grabbed a parachute and leaped out of the plane.
"I`m the smarest man in the world," bragged Bill Gates. "The world needs smart men, so I must also live!" Bill Gates grabbed a parachute and jumped out of the plane.
At this point, the Pope began to speak. "I have lived a more...
Once Laloo Yadav, Sonia Gandhi, a saint and a schoolboy were traveling by a private plane. Suddenly the engine caught fire and the pilot came out shouting, "This plane is going to crash! And we have only four parachutes and there are five of us in the plane. Since I am a very important Indian Airlines pilot I am taking one parachute and getting out of here." Saying this he rushed to the luggage area grabbed one parachute and jumped off the plane. Sonia Gandhi said, "Since I am the future Prime Minister of India I am very important and have to live!" She also grabbed a parachute and jumped. Laloo Yadav said, "I am the king-maker of this country, the most honest politician of India and above all the most intelligent person living in this country, and the most intelligent person must live!" Saying so Laloo went to the luggage area, grabbed one and jumped off the plane. The old saint said to the school boy, "There is only one parachute left, and there more...
Ok, These two blondes went skydiving. The first jumped and opened her parachute. Then the second one jumped and hers wouldn't open, so she flew by the other blonde and then she said, "Oh, so now you wanna race?" So then she took her parachute off...