Paragliding Jokes / Recent Jokes

(16 July 1999, Utah)

A paraglider from Riverton turned into a parasailor, and dropped into the Murdoch Canal near Lehi in Utah County on Monday evening.

Craig's parachute filled with water, and he was unable to escape as he was dragged towards a siphon on the east side of the canal, sucked under the I-15 freeway, and eventually pinned against a grate 400 feet downstream.

An employee for the Provo Water Users Association found his body. Who knew that one of the dangers of paragliding is drowning?