Paris Jokes / Recent Jokes
Paris Hilton has taken a vow of celibacy for one year saying, "I'll kiss, but nothing else."
Thus, her vow of not doing anything requiring skill or talent continues.
Business always was business
The time is the French Revolution.
Yossi lived in a small village and one day, his friend Roberto came to see him after returning from a trip to Paris.
Yossi asked Roberto what was happening in Paris as he had heard they were regularly using the Guillotine.
“Yes, you heard right”, said Roberto, “conditions there are as bad as can be. They are chopping off people’s heads in their thousands.”
“Oy vay”, moaned Yossi, “whatever will happen to my hat business?”
Paris Hilton was arrested for DUI. Hilton was given a breathalizer test. Police reports indicate Hilton blew a 0.8 and both of the arresting officers.
Paris Hilton says she wants to have lots of kids in the near future and feels qualified because of her experience with animals.
"It’s been my dream to have four babies by 30. I look after animals, so I'd have a lot to give my kids," said the air-headed heiress.
Rumor is Paris may already be pregnant since she was recently seen shopping for baby clothes at Petco.
The celebutard's announcement was expected to rekindle the abortion debate as even South Dakota Republicans were quoted as saying, "You know, I think we can make an exception in this case."
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a 'Diana Tour' - a personal reenactment of Princess Diana's last night alive. For $50 extra you can enjoy the "Land Mind Obstacle Course".
Paris Hilton's new CD is considered a flop because it only sold 75,000 units in its first week. Sighed Hilton, "I'm confused. Moving 75,000 units in a week is how I got my record deal in the first place."
Paris Hilton walked into a library because she wanted to experience something new. She walks up to the counter and says "Can I have a burger and fries?" The librarian says, "I’m sorry, this is a library." So Paris whispers, "Can I have a burger and fries?"