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Celebrity Paris Hilton was arrested in Hollywood early on Thursday on suspicion of drunk driving.
Police tested her for intoxication after seeing her drive erratically. After failing the test, Paris grabbed the police officer's fresh, Dunkin Donut coffee, poured it all over herself and proclaimed... That's Hot!

The handsome American strode into a department store in Paris, France, and headed straight for the lingerie counter. He intentlystudied the array of lacy underthings and the sales lady bustledover to him. "Do you have something in mind?" she asked." I certainly do, ma'am," the American emphatically replied. "That'swhy I want a nice gift."

Los Angeles police are investigating a burglary at Paris Hilton's home they say left her bedroom ransacked and about $2 million in jewelry missing. The burglar is the first man to leave Paris Hilton's bedroom with valuable jewelry and no STD.

...heirheadess paris hilton's home was robbed of more than $2 million worth of jewelry...paris said "this time the robbers took even more than the last time i was robbed. Last time they took like eleventy thousand dollars worth."

"Were you in Paris on your vacation?""I dont know, my wife got the tickets."

Wannabe Pop-Star and full-time skank, Paris Hilton was arrested in Beverly Hill yesterday on susp*cion of driving under the influence, a misdemeanor. Since she was driving erratically, admitted to drinking earlier, and failed a field sobriety test, people begin to wonder where's the'susp*cion'. People are asking if this was celebrity treatment. What or who exactly did she blow?

Celebrity tumor Paris Hilton was arrested in Hollywood for suspected drunk driving, but she said she was just speeding to get a late-night burger.
I see a couple things wrong with this story.
1. When Paris is drunk, it's usually someone else doing the driving.
2. She claimed to be "really hungry for an In-N-Out Burger." Again, see #1.