Passerby Jokes / Recent Jokes

Once Santa Was Sitting On A Tree Branch. A Passerby Saw What He Was Doing And Said "Hey You! You're Gonna Fall Down!"
"Oh Yeah?" Said The Santa And Fell Down.
Then He Looked After The Passerby And Mumbled "That Man Was Surely A Magician."

Santa was playing rummy with his Alsation dog.

A passerby asked,' Sardarji, can your dog recognize the cards?'

Replied Santa,' Of course, but I win every time.'

The passerby asked,' How do you manage to win all the time?'

Santa replied,' You see, whenever he gets 4/5 jokers, his tail starts wagging. So I know it is time for me to pack up.'

A man is walking past this house when a used condom comes flying out of the second story window and lands squarely on his head. Rather disgusted and absolutely furious, he goes up to the front door and starts pounding on it. An elderly man opens it and asks him what caused him to knock so loudly. The passerby asks, "Who's in your upstairs room?"The elderly man replies, "I can't see how it's any of your business. Since, you must know, my daughter and intended son-in-law are upstairs."The passerby hands him the used condom and says, "Well, I just wanted you to know that your intended grandchild fell out the window!"

Once a Sardarji went to the city of Mumbai for the first time to meet his father. His father had asked him to keep walking in the direction of the sunrise until he eventually reached hishouse. Since, the Sardarji was new to the city he decided to ask a passerby the direction in which the sun rose in Mumbai - east, west, north or south? The passerby who was also a Sardarji thought for some time and then said, "Main bhi is sheher mein naya aaya hoon!" ( I am also new in this city!)