Peach Jokes / Recent Jokes

"I say, I say, I say. My girlfriend's an absolute peach."

"You mean she's got soft skin and is sweet?"

"No. She has a heart of stone."

Q: What side of a peach is the left one? A: The uneaten side.

How true it is!
In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of fruits on it. They are:
a. Apple
b. Banana
c. Strawberry
d. Peach
e. Orange
Which fruit will you choose? Please think VERY carefully and don't
rush into it. This is great, I was astounded! Your choice reveals a
lot about you!
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