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Am I cute, or do you need another drink?

Sure its a needle but it moves like a sewing machine.

Wanna come upp for some sex and pizza? ... Whats the matter, you dont like pizza?

Are you wearing space pants, 'cause your butt is out of this world!

What's a big girl like you doing in a small town like this.

Hey babe, do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi?

When God made you, he was showing off