Pilgrims Jokes / Recent Jokes
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving? They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive? On clipper ships.
Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down?
Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.
Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football.
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America? On their feet!