Pirates Jokes / Recent Jokes

one day, there were 3 brave men that wanted to see who was the bravest of them. they all stayed one night in a haunted house, to see who was the bravest. the 1st one went to the 3rd floor and heard "we are the pirates of the carribean sea!" he got scared and jumped out the window to safety.[not so brave, huh? ] the 2nd one went to the 2nd floor and heard the same thing. "We are the pirates of the carribean sea." he got scared too, so he jumped out to safety. the bravest one, heard it on the 1st floor more louder. "WE are the pirates of the carribean sea!" he went closer and closer to a bathroom. he went in and found the toilet seat open. when he looked in, there were 3 ants floating on a piece of poo going "WE are the pirates of the carribean sea!

In a shameless move,the Pittsburgh Pirates traded their whole team to Orlando.They will be called the Orlando Pirates Of The Carribean.

the national league's pittsburgh pirates, after 16 consecutive losing seasons, have been demoted to the caribbean league....they will now be known as the pittsburgh pirates of the caribbean.