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The First Mate of an old pirate ship awoke the Captain. "Captain, Captain, there's a warship approaching!" he exclaimed.
The Captain quickly ran to the bridge and, sure enough, a warship was heading straight for the pirate ship. He looked at his First Mate and said, "Get me my red shirt!"
The First Mate quickly fetched the Captain's red shirt and the Captain put it on.
The pirates were victorious over the warship and that night, as they were enjoying their victory, the First Mate asked the Captain why he had asked for his red shirt. The Captain explained, "If I were to get wounded in the battle, no one would see the blood." The pirates celebrated the courage of their fearless leader.
The following morning, the First Mate once again awoke the Captain. "Captain, Captain, there are a dozen warships approaching!" exclaimed the First Mate.
Again the Captain rushed to the bridge and immediately saw a dozen warships approaching more...
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A Buccaneer!
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How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?
A Buccaneer!
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