Polaks Jokes

These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away.He replies, "Those ones were pointed on the wrong end."The buddy gets exasperated and says... "You idiot, those are for the other side of the house!"

What are the three best years in a Polaks life? Fifth grade.

Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . " See those guys over there? " Chanowski says." I'm going over there and ask them what they think of Polaks." Chanowki walks up to the two guys sitting at the other end of the bar and asks them what they think of Polaks. One of the men gives Chanowski the finger. The middle finger. Chanowski then walks back to his drinking buddy. " Well, what do they think of Polaks?" he asks. "We're still number one, " replies Chanowski.

Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child? A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

Q: How many Polaks does it take to change a light bulb?A: 3. One to stand on a chair and hold the bulb and the other two to
spin the chair.