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Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each other. One invites the other one over. "I can't swim", he replies. "Why don't you come over here?" The other guy says, "I can't swim, either. What are we gonna do?" First guy says, "Wait! I got a flashlight. I'll turn it on, and you walk across the beam to this side." The second guy replies, "No way! I'll get half-way across, and you'll turn the flashlight off!"

Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar. " See those guys over there? " Chanowski says." I'm going over there and ask them what they think of Polaks." Chanowki walks up to the two guys sitting at the other end of the bar and asks them what they think of Polaks. One of the men gives Chanowski the finger. The middle finger. Chanowski then walks back to his drinking buddy. " Well, what do they think of Polaks?" he asks. "We're still number one, " replies Chanowski.

Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each other. One invites the other one over. "I can't swim", he replies. "Why don't you come over here?"
The other guy says, "I can't swim, either. What are we gonna do?"
First guy says, "Wait! I got a flashlight. I'll turn it on, and you walk across the beam to this side."
The second guy replies, "No way! I'll get half-way across, and you'll turn the flashlight off!"

Two Polaks are walking down opposite sides of a river when they notice each other. One invites the other one over. "I can't swim", he replies. "Why don't you come over here?"The other guy says, "I can't swim, either. What are we gonna do?"First guy says, "Wait! I got a flashlight. I'll turn it on, and you walk across the beam to this side."The second guy replies, "No way! I'll get half-way across, and you'll turn the flashlight off!"

Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . " See those guys over there? " Chanowski says." I'm going over there and ask them what they think of Polaks." Chanowki walks up to the two guys sitting at the other end of the bar and asks them what they think of Polaks. One of the men gives Chanowski the finger. The middle finger. Chanowski then walks back to his drinking buddy. " Well, what do they think of Polaks?" he asks. "We're still number one, " replies Chanowski.