Polaks Jokes / Recent Jokes
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the siding. He picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another nail, throws it away. Picks up a nail, hammers it in. Picks up another, throws it away. This goes on for a while, and finally his friend comes over and asks him why he is throwing half of the nails away.He replies, "Those ones were pointed on the wrong end."The buddy gets exasperated and says... "You idiot, those are for the other side of the house!"
Q: How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child? A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.
What do Polaks say before picking their nose? Grace.
What are the three best years in a Polaks life? Fifth grade.
Q: How many Polaks does it take to change a light bulb?A: 3. One to stand on a chair and hold the bulb and the other two to
spin the chair.