Polish Jokes / Recent Jokes
A Polish airline was landing in an American runway for the first time. The pilot lands the plane and slams on the breaks. The plane comes to a screeching stop, and the Polish co-pilot says to the pilot, "Boy, these American runways sure are short!" The pilot says to the co-pilot, "Yeah, but look how wide they are!!" A man stops at construction site to get job. Entering, he finds the supervisor yelling the out window, "Green side up!" The guy starts to fill out an application and a few seconds later the super again yells out the window, "Green side up!" A few minutes later, same thing, "Green side up!" By now the applicant is so curious that he asks super why he`s yelling. The super disgustedly replies, "Polish sod layers."
Did you hear about the Polishwwolf that chewed off three of it`s legs? It was still caught in a trap.
Did you hear about the Polish Navy's tragic accident? A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned trying to push-starttheir new submarine.
In America, they say: "It`s 10:00, do you know where your children are?" In England, they say: "It`s 10:00, do you know where your wife is?" In France, they say: "It`s 10:00, do you know where your husband is?" In Poland, they say: "It`s 10:00, do know what time it is?"
Did you hear about the Polish abortion clinic? There`s a year long waiting list.
What`s the smallest room in the world? The Polish Hall of Fame.