Polish Jokes / Recent Jokes

Did you hear about the Polak that keeps a store of empty bottles? It`s for his friends that don`t drink.

What do Polaks say before picking their nose? Grace.

A Polak gets married, but on his wedding night he`s too dumb to know what to do. "For God`s sake, Stan," says his bride, "you take that thing you play with and you put it where I pee." So he got up and threw his bowling ball in the sink.

Q: Why don't Polish people kill frogs? A: Because it's their national bird.

Once an Italian, a Polish person and Czechoslovakian went camping.
While they were sleeping two giant bears came and ate them all. The
rangers came and found the torn up camp site. Then they saw the bears.
They shot the bears and cut open the female. In the bear they found the
Italian and the Polish person. One ranger said to the other "where's the
Czechosolvakian?" The other ranger said: "the Czech's in the male."

A blonde was telling a priest a Pollock joke, when halfway through the priest interrupts her, "Don't you know I'm Polish?" "Oh, I'm sorry," the blonde apologizes, "do you want me to start over and talk slower?"

What`s the latest disease on Poland? Toxic sock syndrome.