Poop Jokes / Recent Jokes
CITY TV
(submitted by THIBAHARAN)
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YOUR SO FAT YOU WERE ON CITY TV EVERYWHER.
FART
(submitted by POOP)
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Why did the poop cross the road? Because he smelled!!! HaHaHaHaHa
CHICKEN JOKE
(submitted by Rukshan )
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Q: Why did the bubble gum cross the road?
A: It was stuck on the bottom of the chickens foot
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: He was stuck on the elephants foot.
Q: Why did Rookie cross the road?
A: He was fucking the elephant.
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.
Suddenly a little white duck, all covered with poop, crossed her path.
"Oh, my," exclaimed the lady, "Come on, I'll clean you!"
She took a Kleenex from her purse and cleaned the little critter.
She walked a little farther and another duck, with poop all over it, crossed her way. Again she took a Kleenex and cleaned the little bird.
Then she encountered a third duck, with the same problem.
And for the third time, she acted like a Florence Nightingale.
She walked on still farther and she heard a voice from the bushes calling... Pssssst..."Hey, lady!"
"Yes?" she responded.
"Do you have a Kleenex?" asked the voice from the bushes.
"No, not anymore," she answered.
"Damn! Have ya' seen any Ducks?"
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck, all covered with poop, crossed her path. "Oh, my," exclaimed the lady, "Come on, I'll clean you!"She took a Kleenex from her purse and cleaned the little critter. She walked a little farther and another duck, with poop all over it, crossed her way. Again she took a Kleenex and cleaned the little bird. Then she encountered a third duck, with the same problem.And for the third time, she acted like a Florence Nightingale. She walked on still farther and she heard a voice from the bushes calling... Pssssst..."Hey, lady!" "Yes?" she responded. "Do you have a Kleenex?" asked the voice from the bushes. "No, not anymore," she answered. "Damn! Have ya' seen any Ducks?"
three guys named Shut-up, Manners, and Poop were walking down the street when Poop fell down. Shut-up went to go get help and found a police officer. The officer asked him his name and he said "Shut-up". The officer quickly said "where are your manners?" Shut-up quickly replied "outside on the road picking up poop."
A lady was taking a stroll through the woods when a little white duck, all covered with poop, suddenly crossed her path.
"Oh my, you poor little thing," she exclaimed. "Come on, I'll clean you." She took a tissue from her purse and cleaned the little critter.
She walked a little farther and another duck, also covered with poop, crossed her path. Again she took a tissue from her purse and cleaned the little bird.
Then she encountered a third duck who was in the same condition as the previous two. For the third time, she acted like Florence Nightingale.
She continued on her way and soon heard a voice calling to her from the bushes...
"Pssssst... Hey, lady!"
"Yes?" she replied.
"Would you happen to have a tissue?" the voice asked.
"No, I'm sorry. Not anymore," she answered.
"Damn! Have ya' seen any ducks?" asked the voice.
There was one blond and she had to jump off the brige and land in what ever she wished, but she said"
no "
to the genie. So when she walked past and sliped and feel off the brige and yelled poop.and she landed in poop.