Poopie Jokes / Recent Jokes
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out,
but there
is no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the
toilet,
but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it
still
feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your
butt
and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done
poopie-ing and
you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you
have to poopie some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD
POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you
practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge
you're afraid
to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with> the toilet
brush.
GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone> within earshot more...
Eggy Fart: Smells pretty much like rotten eggs (or Hydrogen Sulphide). A powerful odor which tends to put people off lunch. Often rips out in the fashion of a Bunbuster.
Growling Fart: Happens deep within the rectum, therefore having no smell. Somehow never meets the light of day. Tends to growl like a dog at the vet.
Prelude to a Poopie: You feel like you have got a large beefy one, but out comes a tiny squeaker fart, and the head of something massive. You quickly tense your buttocks, lest you give birth to the brown equivalent of a zeppelin.
Beefy One: Sounds loud, and butch eg. 'BRAAAAMMPPP!' Will smell a little like the rotting offspring of a B.S.E infected cow and a dog-turd.
Squeeky Fart: Sounds like 'Wheeek'. Normally smells foul.
Trouser Ripping Special: Sends seismic ripples to the next city. Rips the back of your pants. This one genuinely hurts and you can still feel it 20 minutes later. Those sitting nearby at the time will experience hearing more...
Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie
The kind where you seen the poopie come out, but there's nothing on the toilet paper.
The Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt fifty times, and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin it with a stain.
The Second Wave Poopie
It happens when you're done poopying, and you have pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
Pop a Vein in your Forehead Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Richard Simmons Poopie
You poopie so much that you lose 30 pounds.
The Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of poopie that is sooo huge, you're afraid to flush, so you break it up into small pieces with the toilet brush.
The Gasey Poopie
It is so noisy, everyone within earshot more...
Ghost Poopie
The kind where you feel the Poopie come out, but there's no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie
The kind where you wipe your butt fifty times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you don't ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave Poopie
The kind that happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize you have to poopie some more.
Turtle Poopie
The kind of poopie that pops out a little and goes back in a few times before it finally comes out
Pop-a-Vein-in-your-Forehead-Poopie
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Lincoln Log Poopie
The kind of Poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the plunger.
Gas-sy more...
Ghost Poopie- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
Clean Poopie- The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Wet Poopie- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and still feels unwipped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear, so you won't ruin them with a stain.
Second Wave Poopie- This happens when you're done poopieing and you've pulled your pants up to your
knees and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie- The kind were you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
Lincoln Log Poopie- The kind of poopie that is so huge, your afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
Gassy Poopie- It's so noisy, everyone within earshot is giggling.
Corn Poopie- Self explanatory.
Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie-Poopie- The kind more...