Porche Jokes / Recent Jokes

A man was reading the morning newspaper when an ad caught his eye. The ad clearly announced, "Porche For Sale. New! $500!". The man thought it was very unusual to sell a Porche for $500 and figured it was probably a joke, but thought he'd check it out anyhow.
He went to the house of the woman who was selling the Porche and she led him into the garage. Much to his surprise, inside the garage was an almost brand new Porche.
"Wow! "Would it be all right if I take it for a test drive?" he asked, feeling sure that there must be something terribly wrong with the car.
"Sure," the woman said. Unlike what he expected, the car ran perfectly.
When he got back to her house, he asked, "Why are you selling this great car for only $500?"
The woman laughed and replied, "Well, my husband just ran off with his receptionist and he told me I could have the house and the furniture, but I was to sell his Porche and send him the more...

The farmer's stallion was galloping around the farm when he fell into a ditch the farmer had recently dug. He screamed for help and eventually got the attention of a local chicken. Realizing that the horse would die if he didn't lend a hand, he said, "Stay put, I'll go get my Porsche"
"You have a Porche?" Asked the Stallion
"Everyone has one nowadays." And the chicken was off. He returned twenty minutes later and tied a robe around the rear bumper and hauled the horse out of the pit.
The next week, the same chicken fell in the same ditch and cried for help. Along came the stallion. The stallion started masterbating until his member got hard and he stradled the ditch, allowing his cock to dangle down. The chicken grabbed ahold of it and climbed out of the ditch.
The moral of the story: If you're hung like a horse, you don't need a porche to pick up chicks

A man was walking along the beach when he spotted a cave. He entered the cave and discovered a magic lamp buried in the sand. Picking it up, he rubbed it and a genie appeared.
"I will grant you three wishes," the genie said, "but I must tell you that anything you wish for, every lawyer in the word will receive double."
"For my first wish, I would like a million dollars," the man said. He got his million and every lawyer received two million.
"For my second wish, I have always wanted a Porche," said the man. He got his Porche and every lawyer received two.
"And, for your third wish?" the genie asked.
Since this was his last wish, he took a minute and thought about it very carefully.
"Well," he said, "I have always wanted to donate a kidney!"

A blonde woman driving a Porche spots another blonde woman driving a Porche that had broken down at the side of the road. Stopping to ask what was wrong, the blonde with the broken down Porche replied, "I just took a look under the hood and while I was driving, someone stole the engine."
The other blonde said, "Problem solved. I have a spare one in the back of my car."

What do you call an aboriginal in a porche? A Thief.