Practising Jokes / Recent Jokes

Sheila and Bruce have not been practising safe sex. While bruce never takes his socks off, he was disinclined to wear a condom. Now the poor girl discovers that she is pregnant and says "If you don't marry me I'm gonna jump off sydney harbour bridge." Bruces reply is a fond slap on the back. "Your not only a great root your also a good sport."

Once Aman Was Lying On Birth Of A Train. Two Ladies Were Sitting On The Seats Under His Berth. Those Women Were Talking With
Each Other. 60 Year Old Woman-"Whats Your Age?" 70 Year Old Woman-"Iam 22 Years Old." 70 Years Old Woman-"Whats Your Age?" 60
Years Old Woman-"Just 2 Years Younger Than You." The Man Who Was Lying On The Berth Falls Down After Listening There
Talks. The Two Ladies Picked Him & Asked What Happened. The Young Man Answered I Was Practising To Be Born.

My brother's been practising the violin for ten years.

'Is he any good?'

'No, it was nine years before he found out he wasn't supposed to blow