Prez Jokes

Sing the song below to the tune of "Summer Lovin'" from the musical "Grease".
Bill: "Summer intern, had me a blast"
Monica: "White house intern, happened so fast"
Bill: "Met a girl, crazy for me"
Monica: "Met the prez, down on my knees"
Bill: "Summer days, sucking away, oh, i, but those summer nights"
Investigation Committee: "Well, ah.. well, ah.... well, ah. uh Tell us more, tell us more"
Linda Trip: "try to remember your best"
Investigation Committee: "Tell us more, tell us more"
Kenneth Star: "Did he come on your dress?"
Bill: "Wanted to screw her but she had a cramp"
Monica: "The prez is sexy - he makes my panties damp"
Bill: "She gave me head, right in the White House"
Monica: "I said OK, just don't come in my mouth:
Investigation Committee: "Well, ah.. well, more...

President Preamada takes his early morning walk on the
Galle Face Green everyday and The Chariman Building
Corp Ajantha walk the Opposite direction and when they
see each other, Ajantha waves at the Prez and says
'Mama Heta'. This happend a few times and the Prez
was wondering "what the Hell does he mean by "Mama Heta"
and the Curious Prez asked one of his adviser what
is the meaning of Ajantha's wave and "mama Heta" mean.
The reluctant advisor told the Prez "Sir, It means
"Hema Mata". After that Prez never walked in the Morning.
Stayed home with Lady Hema.