Prisoners Jokes / Recent Jokes
What kind of party do prisoners in jail like most of all. A going-away party.
New York Governor James Patterson is debating wether or not to cut state prisoners bread allowance down from twelve slices a day. Twelve slices of bread for prisoners? Thats enough bread to kill Mama Kass six times.
The search for two prisoners who escaped from the IndianaState Prison has been called off. JohnSchrader of the Indiana State Police said the search was stopped because “Wedon’t know where to look.” In another story,attempts for finding peace in theMiddle Easthave been halted because as a spokesperson noted, “We don’t know how to do it.”
A group of prisoners were attending their rehabilitation meeting. Their assignment was to each stand up in turn, state their name and admit to the other inmates what crime they had committed.
The first prisoner stood up and said, "My name is Stuart and I'm in for armed robbery."
Everyone gave him approving looks and pats on the back for admitting his wrongdoing.
The next prisoner stood up and said, "My name is Dennis and I'm in for murder."
Again, there was a round of approving looks and pats on the back. This continued around the circle until it was the last inmate's turn.
He stood up and said, "My name is Louie and I'm not saying what I'm in for."
"Come on now, Louie," the group leader said, "in order for you to make any progress, you must disclose what your crime was. Now, tell us what you're in for."
"Ok, ok," Louie said, "I'm in for screwing dogs."
A disgusted look came over the more...
What do prisoners use to call each other?
Cell phones.