Promises Jokes / Recent Jokes
President Clinton has publicly admitted that he cannot keep one of his Campaign Promises. He had promised to support Unionizing of the Secret Service. The exact amount of campaign contributions involved in exchange for this promise is unclear at this time. Now the Prez says he cannot deliver and they're actually picketing the White House.
This makes no sense at all.
Q: WHAT IS THE JOB OF THE SECRET SERVICE??
A: Hang around with the President and make sure nothing happens.
Sounds like a Union job to me....
Promises are like babies: fun to make, but hell to deliver.
A politician was speaking at a particular function and as usual was making promises and more promises. He was being heckled by a member of the audience who kept asking, after each promise, "When? When?".
After a while the politician couldn't take it anymore so he asked the man if he was a farmer. The man said "Yes."
The politician the proceeded to ask the man "When you put a bull in a pen with a lot of cows, do you expect to get immediate results?"
The man replied "No! However, I expect to see a lot of content faces in the morning."
First wife: Has your husband lived up to the promises he made to you before marriage?
Second wife: Just one.
First wife: Which one?
Second wife: He said he wasn't good enough for me.
This past Election Day, as usual, I didn’t vote. Voting isn’t a system that works. The majority of people are idiots, and in voting, the majority of people are right. Politicians learn early on that they have to lie, make false promises, and hide their real agendas to get the majority of voters, who don’t know what they are talking about, to vote them into office. I don’t really blame them, as that is the position they are put in to succeed. It just makes it impossible to tell who’s corrupt, and who’s trying to help. They all have to lie to some extent. If the good one’s don’t lie, they’ll lose to the bad one’s who do because people are voting based on campaign promises that sound good. If a politician stood there and was realistic with everyone about what they think could be done, he wouldn’t sound very exciting. When have we had a candidate that came anywhere close to delivering what they promised in their campaign? Has that ever happened? Take Obama for more...