Protest Jokes / Recent Jokes

The last report was President Muburak was in denial (in the Nile)

Q: How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: One, but don't expect results.

Q: How many European ballet dancers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they like Danzig in the dark.

Q: How many Mafia hitmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to screw it in, one to watch, and one to shoot the witness.

Q: How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two--one to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.

Note: Cornell is stereotyped as the most stressful of the Ivies.

Q: How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Seventy six-one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the lightbulb's right not to change and twenty five to hold a counter protest.

Note: Columbia was the most politically active of the ivies back in the 1960s.

Q: How many Yale students does it take to change more...

UC's basketball players would have joined the protest, but they couldn't find the classroom buildings.

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This really happened last week according to various net.sources.
Last week's anti-Bush protest in Portland, Oregon got violent.
As the police beat and arrested the protesters, people
yelled:
"Bad cop! No donut!"