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A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him into their community. But, also because they were good Catholics they did not eat red meat on Fridays. So, when their neighbor began barbequeing some juicy steak on Friday night, they began to squirm.
They were so annoyed that they went to talk to him about it. After much talk they conviced him to become Catholic. The next Sunday he went to the priest and the priest sprinkled holy water on him and said: You were born Protestant. You were raised Protestant. But now you are Catholic!
And so, the next Friday, as the neighbors sat down to eat their fish, they were disturbed by the smell of roast beef coming from the neighboring house. They went over to talk to the new Catholic because he knew he was not supposed to eat beef on Fridays. When they saw him, he was sprinkling ketchup on the beef saying: You were born a cow. You were raised a cow. But now you are fish!

A protestant moved into a completely Catholic community. Being good Catholics they welcomed him into their community. But, also because they were good Catholics they did not eat red meat on Fridays. So, when their neighbor began barbequeing some juicy steak on Friday night, they began to squirm.They were so annoyed that they went to talk to him about it. After much talk they conviced him to become Catholic. The next Sunday he went to the priest and the priest sprinkled holy water on him and said:You were born Protestant.You were raised Protestant.But now you are Catholic! And so, the next Friday, as the neighbors sat down to eat their fish, they were disturbed by the smell of roast beef coming from the neighboring house. They went over to talk to the new Catholic because he knew he was not supposed to eat beef on Fridays. When they saw him, he was sprinkling ketchup on the beef saying:You were born a cow.You were raised a cow.But now you are fish!

A Catholic and a Protestant church were located directly across the street from each other. In spite of their religious differences, the Catholic priests and the Protestant ministers were on friendly terms.
Accordingly, they invited each other to feel free to drop in at any time to view their respective church services. While conducting services one Sunday, one of the Catholic priests glanced up and saw that three Protestant ministers had chosen that occasion to attend services.
Because all the pews were filled, they were standing at the rear of the church. In an effort to treat his guests as courteously as possible, the priest called an altar boy to his side and whispered in his ear, "Three chairs for the Protestants."
The altar boy promptly spun around, faced the congregation and said in a loud voice, "Three cheers for the Protestants!"