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In case you missed it. Here is the Washington Post' s Mensa Invitational which once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
The winners are:
1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
3. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
6. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
7. Giraffiti: more...
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain miscreants took advantage of his good nature, and would steal his parking spot.
This continued until he put up the following effective sign:This parking space belongs to the Wizard.. .. Violators will be toad.
By combining Allegra, an allergy medication, and Viagra for...well you know... pharmacists can now give you an erection that's not to be sneezed at!
Sign in a pet shop window: "Free legless parakeet. No perches necessary."
The greatest financier in the Bible was the Pharaoh's daughter. One day she went down to the Bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Did you hear about the Veterinarian and the Taxidermist who combined their business? Their slogan:
'Either way you get your pet back.'