Pupil Jokes / Recent Jokes

Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were. Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!

Teacher: What is cant short for? Pupil: Cannot missTeacher: and what is dont short for Pupil: Doughnut!

Teacher: If I have 20 cents and ask Ebenezer Scrooge for another 30 cents, how much will I have?

Pupil: 20 cents, teacher!

Teacher: You don’t know your arithmetic.

Pupil: Please, miss, you don’t know Scrooge!

Teacher: What's 2 and 2? Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good?, that's perfect!

Teacher: "What's the nation's capital?"

Pupil: "Washington DC"

Teacher: "What does DC stood for?"

Pupil: "Dot com."

Pupil: The art teacher doesnt like what Im making? Dad: Why is that, what are you making? Pupil: Mistakes!

Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant? Pupil: Hong KongTeacher: Why do you say that? Pupil: Thats where the atlas says the population is most dense!