Pupil Jokes / Recent Jokes

A history joke
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
By norse code!

A math joke
Teacher: What’s 2 and 2?
Pupil: 4
Teacher: That’s good.
Pupil: Good?, that’s perfect!

A history joke
Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opneder?
He had a bee in his suit of armour!

A history joke
Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?
Pupil: I expect it’s around Hadrian’s garden miss!

A history joke
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
Because there were so many knights!

Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever Im on the Net, Im in my element.

Teacher: How much is half of 8? Pupil: Up and down or across? Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Well, up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

TEACHER:' What is the scientific formula for water?'
Bright pupil:' H. I. J. K. L. M. N. O.'
Teacher:' Nonsense! How did you arrive at that?'
Bright pupil:' Auntie, it is H to O (H2O)!'

Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and noTeacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes, Im no good at math!

Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use. Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one we've got or don't use any at all.

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle? Because of all the cheetahs! What do you call a elephant that never washes? A smellyphant! Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant?"Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too big to lose!" What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you! Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong?"Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one!" How do you spell elephant? E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t"That's not how the dictionary spells it""You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!" Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions!" What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court? Annette! Bill: "My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert: "Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.." Why do elephants more...